My first car was a Holden HQ

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The odd thing about irony is that it’s very difficult to sustain. That realisation hit me after attending a stadium concert of U2’s Zoo TV tour in the early 1990s. This tour was intended as a bitingly ironic statement on pop superstardom but was, in effect, a stadium-scale exercise in pop superstardom.

I guess the irony just didn’t skewer the genre as hard as the band intended – Bono had ground his hips at the audience in a way startlingly reminiscent of the pop god he, in fact, was.

The Age’s acting editor Michael Bachelard with his first car, a blue panel van.

But that truth applies equally to my first car. Not the thing about pop superstardom – that doesn’t apply. The thing about irony. The fact is, I owned, or tried to own, my first car ironically.

I was doing a literature degree at ANU and living in a share house in Canberra’s suburbs. Doing it all on a bike was getting too difficult so I was thinking about buying a car. It was the late ’80s and the public transport was shocking. Little has changed.

One night a co-worker at the pokies club where I worked offered me and a few others a lift and a pile of us jumped in the back of her panel van. I was admiring its versatility when she announced she was selling it. The price she named was the exact sum currently burning a hole in my bank account. She didn’t know it yet, but in my head this car was already mine.

The panel van, a blue, 1973 Holden HQ, was not the typical ride of a literature student. It had none of the garish, Arabian Nights-style exterior airbrush art these surfer-vans were famous for, but its interior had been renovated with fresh carpet, new bucket front seats and a sports steering wheel, and it had a massive bull bar on the front. In the back was a handy foam mattress, and the faux wood panelling on the walls came equipped with a series of hooks. I was told they had been installed by the previous owners, a middle-aged fisher-couple, to rack their rods, but they did come in handy for scandalising my fellow students.

The panel van was a blue 1973 Holden HQ.

The panel van was a blue 1973 Holden HQ.

Capping all this were the personalised number plates. They were in the name of my workmate’s boyfriend. He wanted them back after the registration changed, of course, but the name had already stuck. My van was Rod.

If I didn’t recognise the hilarity of Rod at the start, my three housemates soon acquainted me with it. I can’t remember what other literature students in the late 1980s were getting around in, but it certainly wasn’t what in popular culture were referred to as Shaggin’ Wagons, Root Utes or even, blushingly, F— Trucks.

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